Alright, so I'm guessing everyone here has Facebook, right? So y'all must have seen those stupid ass '25 Things About Me' notes yeah? Well, due to all the recent press over Chris Brown and Rihanna's relationship, one clever blogger has decided to post a list of '25 Things Chris Brown Didn't Do To Rihanna' in order to make light of the situation. Classics.
1. Marry
2. Slime
3. Punch
4. Bite
5. Drive Home
6. Sue
7. Ignite
8. Strangle (How’s she supposed to breath with no air)
9. Electrocute
10. Threaten to Kill
11. Confuse with Jordin Sparks
12. Confuse with a sandwich
13. Introduce to me
14. Jello (verb)
15. Nunchuck
16. Tar
17. Feather
18. Serve*
* I’m trying to give the guy credit where little credit is do, but he is a hell of a dancer and it would have probably been very easy for him to serve her. But, he at least took the high road on that one.
19. Throw a Sheep at
20. Ollie
21. Terrorist Fist Jab (debatable)
22. Deep fry
23. Give swirly
24. Breast feed
25. Respect
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